Dire pig

If you play fantasy RPGs, you've probably come across dire wolves at some point, possibly with orcs, goblins or elves on their backs.

How about a half-ton dire pig?

This week:

Game: AD&D

WLWLOH: They had reunited the ex-paladin of Mystra with the cleric of Mystra after stirring up a beehive in the Wilder Quarter and finding an in to the Blue Skull Gang.

Dinner: Beefy Noodle Stuff!

Overheard:

"Oreo cookies without the lard in the middle aren't really Oreos."
-- one radiology tech to another, neither of whom expected a patient drifting by to hear that and start giggling uncontrollably