Best Spam Ever

"10lbs of Chocolate."

So help me, I almost opened it.

I thought they needed a Judas goat for this sort of thing.

450 sheep jump off a cliff, exposing Istanbul's secret recombinant sheep-lemming chimera research program.*


*I know lemmings don't actually jump off cliffs.

Quote of the Day

"Pleas For give me spell check didn't pick it up and copied of the ren fair letter; I meant To All Good Gentles not Gentiles"
-- "Jody" on the Storvik baronial email list