Quote of the Day

Quote Suey: behold, a sampling of the email subject lines to appear in my University account:

"Your money, Mississippi catfish"

"Oh yah, that's the one H.W.Y.I as uneasy as a cat near water."

"Your cash, nonny-nonny."

"Amazing stuff, bird sanctuary."

"Your health, oleander fern."

"Fun, fruit slicer."

"Fun, X-ray cancer."

That one is wrong on so many levels it's barely funny.

"Your cash, mortal mind."

Email from an immortal source, clearly.

"Your cash, pastor-elect."

Somewhere, a parish was very disappointed this Sunday. I hope the lame duck pastor was on hand to perform services.

"Hi, one-eyedness."

I'm sorry, you have me confused with my RPG character.