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Or, The Unitarian Universalist Robot.

Quote of the Day

"It turns out NASA has detailed, written procedures for dealing with a suicidal or psychotic astronaut in space. The documents... say the astronaut's crewmates should bind his wrists and ankles with duct tape, tie him down with a bungee cord and inject him with tranquilizers if necessary."

- The AP investigates: Duct tape - Is there anything it can't do?