Know what would be funny?

Someone starting an Internet meme that graham crackers are an aphrodisiac.

More for us than for him

I've seen "wipes warmers" as listed with other crazy devices meant to separate guilty parents from their cash.

Let me tell you: a diaper change where the honoree just lies there in a disinterested fashion is far, far preferrable to one where his screams, if translated, would read as "OMFG GET THAT COLD WET THING OFF MY BUTT! OFF! OFF! EVIL WOMAN, GET IT OFF!" And since we have to do a fair number of diaper changes per day, I think the warmer is a good buy.