Silly stuff

So, I participate in an online 7th Sea game. And when things are going slowly, I get bored and tend to do things like write random filk songs about the game.

I will spare you the narrative about a ship battle. Two ships almost hit each other but didn't. The End.

I will, however, inflict the two more clever ones on you all. Behind a cut, because I'm not totally inconsiderate in my displays of raging ego.

( 'Toss the Dwarf,' tune of 'Strike the Bell' )

( 'Chef Maurice,' tune of 'Richard Cory' )

Wait, what?

Yellow Wallpaper Burnout Top. "Lightweight knit top has a wallpaper burnout pattern of flourishes and flowers. Pleated, banded scoop neck."

Because don't you just want a shirt that says, "It is the strangest yellow, that wall-paper! It makes me think of all the yellow things I ever saw — not beautiful ones like buttercups, but old foul, bad yellow things. But there is something else about that paper — the smell! ... The only thing I can think of that it is like is the color of the paper! A yellow smell."