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Cave Quotes
The Cave, according to the reviewers, is a little bit of Alien, Pitch Black, and (reviewer's choice of bad horror movie) put into a blender and regurgitated. I only read a few reviews in their entirety, but there were some choice turns of phrase.
An unexpected first aid tip:
More safety tips from the civic-minded Mr. Schager:
And Walter Chaw of Film Freak Central has apparently been sitting in on our 7th Sea game:
An unexpected first aid tip:
Tyler, confronted by partner Kathryn's unresponsiveness after nearly drowning, immediately cuts open her wetsuit top to perform CPR—because, it seems, CPR doesn't properly work on women unless their cleavage is visible.- Nick Schager, Slant Magazine
More safety tips from the civic-minded Mr. Schager:
If The Cave lies beneath Hell (as its poster and trailers state) but only extends a scant few miles below Romania's Carpathian mountain range, then Satan's lair must be dangerously close to the Earth's surface and all young American children attempting to dig their way to China must immediately halt their projects lest they inadvertently create a new skylight for Beelzebub's fiery residence.
And Walter Chaw of Film Freak Central has apparently been sitting in on our 7th Sea game:
The picture opens in "Cold War" Romania as burly-looking gents excavate an old church built over a cave where, the church's mosaic tells us, the Knights Templar once got their butts kicked by demon bats.We're all about demon-animals. Devil-squirrels, devil-monkeys... the GM keeps insisting we call them by the names that are in his book, but where's the fun in that?