Quote of the Day
Dec. 3rd, 2005 10:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
telerib"Bless you, child. Go and sin no more... You didn't tell them you are a Methodist, did you?"
- A Methodist pastor, to parishoner and Sunday school teacher Virginia Voiers, aged 70, after she was arrested for stealing a statue of baby Jesus from a sorority-sponsored nativity. Stealing Baby Jesus had been a local prank for some time (with Jesus always returned by the thief) but this year security cameras were installed.
