Christmas News: Snow and Flying Deer

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Visiting someone's home, an 18-year-old woman thought she spied a big block of cocaine. She thought she'd hire a hitman to kill the people in the house and steal the cocaine. Except that the cocaine was just some cheese. In a very fortunate turn, the hitman she hired ended up being an undercover cop.

Whitetailed deer are probably protesting holiday images showing flying deer and reindeer, arguing that it leads young deer to attempt to fly.