Arm Fall Off Boy and Friends

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A list of the ten lamest superheroes of all time. Even Aquaman is too cool for this crowd, which features Matter Eater Lad (he can eat anything!), Dogwelder (welds dogs to the faces of villains!), and Arm Fall Off Boy (beats bad guys with his detachable left arm!). I hypothesize that drugs must have been involved in some of these.