Some third party candidates you may not have heard of

Dr. X
Billing himself as "The only choice for America," Dr. X promises not to detonate the super-bomb he has placed in the earth's core if elected.

The Allosaurus
Slogan: Put a real carnivorous predator in power!

Goodbye, KC-135

The Vomit Comet has made its last flight. Several of my labmates at UMD had flown on it over the years.

The good news is that it's not leaving a vacuum as it goes. A shiny new plane will be on hand in 2005 to subject experimenters to 0 to 2g swings over the Gulf.