Quote of the Day

"Bless you, child. Go and sin no more... You didn't tell them you are a Methodist, did you?"

- A Methodist pastor, to parishoner and Sunday school teacher Virginia Voiers, aged 70, after she was arrested for stealing a statue of baby Jesus from a sorority-sponsored nativity. Stealing Baby Jesus had been a local prank for some time (with Jesus always returned by the thief) but this year security cameras were installed.