Quote of the Day

"I went to this pet store and bought a goat, three ferrets and this animal that was half-monkey and half-racoon."

- Paris Hilton, unintentionally letting slip that her enormous fortune allows her access to genetically engineered chimeras.

(Actually, the monkey-racoon was apparently a kinkajou. And the pet store was in Las Vegas. That there are goats for sale in Las Vegas makes me rather uneasy.)