Quote of the Day

"Taste the smooth."

-From a (possibly local to PA) ad campaign for Coke, as seen here:

THERE IS NO "THE SMOOTH." "Smooth" is an adjective. You could "Taste the smoothness," or if you wanted to be kinda stupid in a marketing sort of way, "smoothosity" or "smoothitude." If you're going for the Internet slang, it really needs to be "Taste teh smooth," or, better, "T45t3 t3h sm00th!!!11!" (Replace the t's with 7's for increased incomprehensibility.)

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"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."

- UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer, fighting rumors to the contrary.