The price of man's dignity

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Kate Price (aka Jordan) is something like England's answer to Paris Hilton, but with less money and a larger chest. She apparently got married in some reality show-esque, Barbie fairy tale pink spectacle (barely SFW at the Fug Girls). A string quartet (plus drummer) was apparently hired.

Wow, I hope they double-charged.

(The pic at the Fug Girls' site is some other crazed Brit's wedding; more pictures of Price's shebang are available via a link on their site, but there's a barely SFW Playboy cover at the bottom of the linked page.)