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Initial Confusion
On an impulse, I bought two monogrammed Christmas stockings at Target. One had an "M," the other, a "B." I showed them to the Dear Spouse.
"Who's the 'B' for?" he asked.
"Ben!" I replied indignantly. (Ben being the actual to-be-bestowed name for Mr. Due On Thursday.)
The Dear Spouse apologized profusely. He assumed the "M" stocking was for him and couldn't figure out how I was a "B".
...okay, I have to admit that I was looking for the "S" stockings when I saw the "M" and remembered that my first child's name is not really Spud.
"Who's the 'B' for?" he asked.
"Ben!" I replied indignantly. (Ben being the actual to-be-bestowed name for Mr. Due On Thursday.)
The Dear Spouse apologized profusely. He assumed the "M" stocking was for him and couldn't figure out how I was a "B".
...okay, I have to admit that I was looking for the "S" stockings when I saw the "M" and remembered that my first child's name is not really Spud.