Quote of the Day

[telerib]

"The duck, a brown mallard with white markings, has had several names suggested by Treasury Department people, including 'Quacks Reform,' 'T-Bill,' and 'Duck Cheney.'"

-- from an AP report about a mother duck nesting outside of the Treasury Building. Since the Secret Service guards the Treasury, they're also guarding the duck and her eggs.

For some reason, "Duck Cheney" really amuses me, even if it's a pun on a man's name for a female duck.