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May. 20th, 2005 11:54 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
teleribTo: The makers of the Dole Fruit Cup
Re: Filling the cup with syrup
To whom it may concern:
If you absolutely must fill your Fruit Cup with liquid to prevent the dehydration of the fruit within, could you perhaps use pear juice rather than light syrup? I would not feel bad about about taking a few sips of pear juice to bring the level down as I peeled off the cellophane top, but I am unwilling to drink sugar-syrup straight, even if you have given it a lovely artifical cherry flavor.
Have you tried to peel the top off of one of your full Fruit Cups? If there is some Secret Dole Ninja Pop-Top technique that allows one to perform this feat without spilling cherry-flavored syrup all over one's desk, chair, and pants, I would recommend that you print it on the cardboard packaging used for your 4-packs.
Sincerely,
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telerib
Re: Filling the cup with syrup
To whom it may concern:
If you absolutely must fill your Fruit Cup with liquid to prevent the dehydration of the fruit within, could you perhaps use pear juice rather than light syrup? I would not feel bad about about taking a few sips of pear juice to bring the level down as I peeled off the cellophane top, but I am unwilling to drink sugar-syrup straight, even if you have given it a lovely artifical cherry flavor.
Have you tried to peel the top off of one of your full Fruit Cups? If there is some Secret Dole Ninja Pop-Top technique that allows one to perform this feat without spilling cherry-flavored syrup all over one's desk, chair, and pants, I would recommend that you print it on the cardboard packaging used for your 4-packs.
Sincerely,
telerib
