Squirrel Mafia in DC!

[telerib]

Imagine:
A large pine tree. Two squirrels running up its trunk and branches.

The disappear momentarily behind a green bough. Then suddenly...

One squirrel, limbs flailing, plummets from the branch!

Obviously, an attempted hit. But I believe that it failed, since I think the fallen squirrel is the one I now see on a lower branch - he didn't fall all the way to the ground. But to think that the Squirrel Mafia has penetrated even our government labs... scary.

Comments

[aemccurry.livejournal.com]

They can climb. And throw things at high speed. Imagine it, kneecapped by a ballistic acorn.

Of course, there's also the DC black ninja squirrel contingent to consider.

[cmccurry.livejournal.com]

Or the evil squirrels that can bite through gloves...