Test Subject CR-361 has escaped!

I can only assume that the Navy has been conducting teleportation experiments on roaches. This explains how one could scurry into my office, get behind a stack of papers on the floor, and vanish.

Oh, wait. Silly me. It could have been the invisibility guys. (I'm pretty sure the roach did not temporally displace itself; they haven't been funding the Philly crowd in years.)

Quote of the Day

"Amway people are all about Amway, and when they didn't try any conversation further about it, that's when I pretty much thought, 'Well, they're not with Amway; they're doing something else."

- Cabbie Mike Wagers, on why he suspected that his fare wasn't legit. The Hyattes told him they were going to an Amway convention in Columbus but were reluctant to discuss it further.